Inspiration: Babies

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I stand at the counter of Guest Service as yet another person stands in my line. The overly pregnant woman in front of me is taking out gift after gift from her registry that was a duplicate and I can only wonder what idiot didn't think to click that they bought a bottle warmer snd spare eveyone this waste of time.

"So then my cousin gave me this one," the mom to be rambles.

I want to bang my head against the table as I peak the Walmart logo on all four bottle warmers, "Ma'am, these aren't ours."

"Of course they are," she continues, slapping a bright green boppy on the top of the pile, "now if you could just give me store credit-"

I pick up the boppy and see another Walmart logo tucked awat in the far corner, "Ma'am these are from Walmart."

I flip it over and point at the logo. Her face is furious and I feel everyone behind her take a step back. "You watched me take all these out and waited till the end to tell me they were from Walmart."

"Ma'am I tried to tell you-"

The boppys is snatched from my hand as the bottle warmers are swept in one motion back into the cart, the pregnant lady waddling away ina huff.

"By bitch have a great day. Dont trip on the qay out kay?" I think, sighing in utter frsutration. A glance at the clock tells me I have another six hours of this. Fuck my life.

"Next guest in line."

I hope that yall have a bomb ass Tuesday that doesn't involve rude people and the constant internal urge to scream!